For those who commented on my poster before, it is back now! Some stuff happened, and it was taken down. But, I now have it fixed. So, here’s my rant of why Alucard pwns Edward in all areas: Edward sparkles. Vampires are NOT supposed to sparkle! It’s not right! Besides, Edward is 104 years old! Alucard is 577 years old! Edward is a baby compared to Alucard. Besides, Edward sucks on animal blood “because he’s a vegetarian.” Also, Alucard has two giant guns bigger than his head, thousands upon thousands of familiars that give him power, and a fledgling that can kick you’re a--. He can rip people apart with one hand. He’s so powerful that he can walk in sunlight without being hurt. He can go for long periods of time without blood. He can be shot down, decapitated, etc and still reform to kill his enemies. Can Edward do that? NO!!!! Why? It is because he is a wanna-be punk freak who sparkles and probably has rainbows shooting out his a--! And, he’s in love with an incompetent, accident-prone, and bland girl who would gladly commit suicide just for one guy ((which, by the way, is extremely weak and stupid to do)). Twilight is the by-product of crossing a bad fanfiction with vampires. I don’t care how much people like it. It doesn’t mean that everyone likes it. I especially don’t, and my friend agrees with me. I firmly believe that vampires should not sparkle. Also, they’re not these Mary Sue type loonies who live a fairytale life. I dislike the book, and I tried reading at least one sentence and I just said “—ck it. I can’t read this without getting the urge to set it on fire or rip it into pieces.” So, yeah. If you like Twilight or Edward Cullen, don’t look at this or comment on it. And, don’t send me hate mail and whatnot because you disagree with what I’ve said. I have the right to express my opinions. And, I don’t care if you love Twilight. So, if you are looking at this because you agree with me ((and a bunch of other people)), please feel free to comment. I hope you enjoy!

Now for the disclaimers:
I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THE TWO SEPARATE PICTURES. I give all credit to the individual artists. The poster itself is mine, but the two pictures are theirs. Don't give me credit for the two pictures, just the poster. If you want to comment on the individual pictures, use these links:
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Alucard/Dracula: [link]


I do NOT own Hellsing, Twilight, or any of the characters. Hellsing and all of the characters belong to Kohta Hirano. Twilight and all of the characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.